Your teacher teach you PUNCHtuation mark or not?

PUNCHtuation mark? Yaya, punch punch punch! What is PUNCHtuation marks? Why are they so important? I mean punctuation mark lar. I have few friends who doesnt like to use punctuation marks at all, msn lar, sms lar, n i wonder if their essay writing also without punctuation marks or not? Teacher never teach? I really wonder

So, why are they so important?

See this as example:

I went to school today, teacher taught me how to use punctuation mark. I learnt alot and i want to say seribu thank you to my beloved teacher. Teacher, i love you!

(ok, you know what am i talking, right?)

And now, how about this:

friend you know or not this morning i went pasar buy sayur wah the fish not fresh i cari so many stall only i can find a fresh fish aiyoh so kolian you know dunno tomorrow we still got fish eat or not i so worry

(yes, i also so worry to read your msg, hurt my eyes and brain only)

Well, if you can read and understand if someone type without using PUNCHtuation mark, then you are GRADUATE lor! Congratulation! Huhu

PUNCHtuation mark, very important!

Is customer always right?

I hate ppl being kanasai. our blog name is kanasai but it is just our cute sai character, we are not kanasai ok? but i cant help myself to blog kanasai things that i have met. Nah, ok lar, if you wanna say i am kanasai, go ahead, i dont mind, huhuhu

Ppl always say 'customer always right', u might agree with this statement but what if the customer sih peh kanasai?

There was once i went to a kopitiam to have my breakfast, as usual. So, this very kanasai customer ordered something. None of my business, so i didnt know wat he ordered. But then, it shocked me coz his voice sih peh loud

Customer: I order kolok mee kosong, why it is not kosong
Tau Keh: sorry sorry, is my mistake
Customer: mis wat take. Salah liao you see. I said i want kosong
Tau Keh: ok ok, sorry, i change for you
Customer: change change change, salah is salah. change for what
Tau Keh: ...... (i see the tau keh didnt say anything, i really felt he is so kolien u know) nvm, i change for you
Customer: no need change lar, how you do business. told u i wan kosong already
Tau Keh: sorry sorry

Tau keh ar, if i were u, i already slap him hard hard and you still sorry to him, he wan kosong, but u put kolok mee and char siew inside, tau keh, is your fault liao, u know he wan KOSONG, next time give him the bowl can liao, coz he actually wan KOSONG. apalar, kanasai customer!

well, there is another type of customer which i hate is open mouth close mouth sure 'CB' or 'LJ', i wonder if they brush teeth before they step out from the house or not. Start a sentence with CB, end the sentence also with CB, sih peh educated. Sometimes, when you are at kopitiam, you can hear ppl next door, i mean next table lar. Their conversation can be:

A: you know so CB, when i wake up this morning, CB bank called me ask for pocket money CB
B: LJ lar, wah lao eh, early morning LJ lar
A: CB, want call also afternoon CB
B: LJ yalor call afternoon LJ

i guess the name of A is LJ and the name of B is CB, coz they keep calling each other CB and LJ, whatever!

In the changing room of True Fitness

Well, as usual, I went to fitness centre today (again~), and go for my favorite Body Combat class *tee hee* Today class was cool, but I'm not going to talk about the class I was in today...

While I was in shower (mind you, my shower take 30 min to 45 min, kekeke~), I already heard there was a bunch of gals talking and laughing loud outside (of course are gals what, is a female changing / showroom area, duhhhhh)... Basically this doesn't really bother me, people also pay the same membership fees as I do, whatever you do, as long as you don't step on my tail (well, I don't have a tail actually), I'm cool... Continue with gals talking part, well, not that I'm a busy body that like to listen to other people talking or what, my ears can't help it since some people tend to talk and giggle so loud... Abothen, you want me to close my ears meh??

This is what I feel a bit weird when those gals + aunties having this conversation (I don't know how old are them, but few does looks like aunties, whatever~~) :

Gal A : bla bla bla (basically I don't know what they talking about at first, haha)
Gal B : ya, bla bla bla (whatever & whatever)
Aunty C : ya, at least we have the basic you know, though we don't really know at least we can catch up the moves. (Ya, you, aunty, because of you, I finally get a clue what are you all discussing about)
The rest of the gals and aunties like totally agree what each other talking..

I guess you wouldn't know what am I trying to tell you hor, wahaha~~

Story is like this, there is a new gal come to join GX Class (GX = Group Exercise), maybe she seldom go in sport or she finds Body Attack or Body Combat class moves really fast, and she cannot follow gua.. So half way of the work out she will stop and look really puzzle... Well, some of the people do think she looks funny or what, actually myself too (slap my face).. Even the instructor also think she is weird or something... But I do understand maybe beginner do get a lot of confuse as the moves can be really fast and intense... But I didn't stop and look puzzle during my first class ok, I just alomost wanna die in the first 15 min work out only... Haha!

Guess those loud gals + aunties are talking about her, cause she is the most funny member I ever saw so far (oh, slap my face again)...

Well well well, think of it, why these aunties wanna talk something like that to beginners? Aren't they already forgot their 1st day join class or what? Or maybe they pay higher membership as the others do (fuck off la, plssss)? Or maybe they just being kanasai...

As I said lo, people pay few thousand bucks to join the gym, you all also pay few thousand bucks to come to the gym to work out, or sight-seeing ladies / men or to show-off they think their cool body or what so ever... Whatever people do, what the fuck is the problem with you wo? You work out yours, other people work out themselves... If you are so pissed off of other people, you can either stay away or don't come to gym anymore lo... haha..

Conclusion, the fitness centre is open to all (as long as you got pay money, stupid also know), whatever people wanna do is really none of other people business, unless someone try to fight or what (no one dare to fight I guess, just take one steel that people used to do weight training to throw over, that person can mati arr!!)...

Well, some people do spend money to come here to talk gossip, well, they kanasai lo, that's why they are now in my kanasai blog.. hehe! Basically, I don't really care but Kanasai blog do really need a update! haha~~

crazy celestechen

ah ... siper kns !

The 1st KNS msn emoticons

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kanasai Hit Little man

Oh Toilet !

Ish, toilet toilet toilet. I need toilet, you need toilet, everyone needs toilet. BIG business huh? haha

What is your reaction if you enter this kind of toilet?

Siao cha bo, stop peeping me!!!

and how about this?

Do you still wanna pee? haha

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Tak Nak!

So you thought "Tak Nak" only applied to anti smoking advertisement? Not anymore...
I've attached few photo I found from another forum, I found it pretty funny and kanasai, so think why not put up and share with you all.. *wink*



Waaa..... Good deal, better than Ziant, Kar-fool, Taxco!! Come, come, come, we all go to BN Hypermarket, free petrol if you purchse up RM500 in a single bill.



Yala, free yuran sekolah ma, correct la.. But maybe is with terms & condition applied ma..
Ai ya, this one same like those facial saloon arr, slimming centre arr, fitness centres' promotion lo.. They always advertise Free Membership or free facial or slimming session, but the truth is you got to sign with them a few thousand bucks membership, plus with the products another few thousand bucks, then you ma can get your FREE membership lo..



What to do, people can OFFICIALLY marry 4 wives what... Then in-officially another 2 mistress outside.. hahaha..



People drive big car one you know, always go out must got a lot police, bodyguard (all kanasai) ascott one.. They where can simply take car plat number like CB 3489 or TMD 2564 or WTF 7474, no syok la... Later park at valet parking, the car jokey also difficult to find their car!



Ai yo, mentioned liao ma... People got 4 wives de ma, if each wife born 5 kids, small house how to stay?? Use your blain, use your blain.. That's why people need such a BIG house ma..



ICAC : 你当我死嘎？？(Nei dong ngo sei gak)
Rakyat : Believe it or not? BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!



They always promote Proton, ask people to buy Proton, but themselve buy "Pui Gee" (plane in hokkien)..



Gaji ada naik? Bo Naik
Saham ada naik? Bo Naik


Okok, all these are just for joke only (or whatever it is)... Please don't take it too serious.. And hope you all have a happy voting day this saturday! 4 years once nia, must vote you know!

No Watermelon For KaKa, Please

KaKa: when I was in primary siku. Got one day, my finger become blue
KaKa: then went to see doctor, doctor canot find out the reason
KaKa: my mother so worry but after few days, no more blue
NaNa: eer..
KaKa: then second time blue again. This time my mother bring me go c other doctor
KaKa: doctor ask me what I makan, I said watermelon
KaKa: then he said kenot eat watermelon
SaiSai: reason?
NaNa: u accidently dip ur finger into blue ink?
KaKa: no la nana. I didn’t play with ink
KaKa: he said I allergy watermelon
KaKa: then I mai no eat watermelon lo, but still blue again one day
NaNa: u ketuk dio ur finger is it?
KaKa: ketuk?
KaKa: no, is whole 5 finger blue. Very scary
KaKa: but third time I no go see doctor. Coz I find out
KaKa: is was my jeans skirt LUT SEK
NaNa: hahaahahhhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa
SaiSai: kns ..............
KaKa: the stupid doc still ask me dont eat watermelon ah wei
NaNa: si beh kanasai
SaiSai: u make me "keng"water
KaKa: keng water?
SaiSai: tersangkut
KaKa: ok, kanasai
NaNa: the doctor even more stupid
KaKa: yaba. first doc say: this is weird, I cant find your sickness
KaKa: sec doc ask me don’t take watermelon anymore
NaNa: hai yo pls la.. normal ppl also will guess is kena color la
KaKa: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
NaNa: he dont know de must be
KaKa: but normal ppl like me n my mother also dunno is the jeans
KaKa: ahhaha
KaKa: only until the 3rd time i go n rub my jeans try try see see
NaNa: or he is not the real doctor, he is the doctor patience with gila sickness
NaNa: so happen doctor away, and he pretend he is doctor
KaKa: kanasai u
NaNa: I got a joke
NaNa: got a guy, 1 day he find his left testical become green ady
NaNa: so he hurry go to see doc
KaKa: wait. wat is testical
SaiSai: nuts
NaNa: got it??
KaKa: wat nuts? peanut?
NaNa: ask ur bf
SaiSai: egg. Guy punya egg
KaKa: oh. egg i knoe liao
SaiSai: lolz
KaKa: ok. then?
SaiSai: he go c dr
SaiSai: dr ask him cut it
KaKa: u cerita or nana?
SaiSai: nana
SaiSai: u continue
KaKa: then he say no money
KaKa: u continue
SaiSai: no he really cut
SaiSai: but after that
SaiSai: found out is under luk sek

NaNa has left the conversation.

KaKa: hahaha
KaKa: ish, where is nana. Invite her

NaNa has been added to the conversation.

SaiSai: i say nia u ask her continue
KaKa: nana, ur msn siao again? we already habis ur cerita

NaNa’s msn really went siao …………………