Wahpiang wei
I attended a wedding dinner just now, and then u know lar, everyone needs pee, so i went to the loo
When i was in the little little square box enjoying my small business, i heard this:
Unknown A: The bride today not bad wo
Unknown B: She is quite pretty
Unknown A: No lar, you dunno she normal day dress up lak chek one
Unknown B: Is it?
Unknown A: Yalor, only today not bad
Hoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, this is praising or what? YOU TOT U OWN THE TOILET OR WAT?
I really wonder why got this kind of people, and then lucky she was attending the other wedding dinner. That means she was not talking about my friend, if she is talking about my friend. JAGA!
This is the most kanasai human i jumpa! I really feel like slapping her
Feel so bad for the bride for having her as friend and I see her also nothing so special, just normal look, so why go and talks about other people. Haiz, HUMAN! KANASAI
Showing posts with label Kanasai Speech. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kanasai Speech. Show all posts
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
I am back. Sorry for not updating. Life cin nga busy.
Let's see, what can i share with you all for the day. Let's talk about what i encounter when i went to bank the other day.
Customer: Eh, my leg injured, i no need take number, ok?
Bank Guy: Ok, how come injured?
Customer: Neh, kena the hot water lor
Bank Guy: Wah, sih beh pain lor like this
Customer: Of kious lar
Bank Guy: But you still need to get a number, i tolong you take
Customer: Eh, the cha bo at counter 15 one sui hor, help me take that number
Bank Guy: (smile only)
Customer: She got boyfriend or not? Wan kao her lar
Bank Guy: (smile again)
Customer: Or you got her number? give me lar
Bank Guy: (still smiling)
SI TI KO, at first i still pity his leg injured but cheh, wat a chee ko pek. If you see his chee ko look, i think u will wanna slap him too.
Good thing was he didnt get the chance to approach counter 15's girl. I cant remember which counter he got, but he kept looking at the counter 15's girl with his chee ko look
I really canot stand guy with chee ko look. Lucky i am not pretty at all. Thank God
Let's see, what can i share with you all for the day. Let's talk about what i encounter when i went to bank the other day.
Customer: Eh, my leg injured, i no need take number, ok?
Bank Guy: Ok, how come injured?
Customer: Neh, kena the hot water lor
Bank Guy: Wah, sih beh pain lor like this
Customer: Of kious lar
Bank Guy: But you still need to get a number, i tolong you take
Customer: Eh, the cha bo at counter 15 one sui hor, help me take that number
Bank Guy: (smile only)
Customer: She got boyfriend or not? Wan kao her lar
Bank Guy: (smile again)
Customer: Or you got her number? give me lar
Bank Guy: (still smiling)
SI TI KO, at first i still pity his leg injured but cheh, wat a chee ko pek. If you see his chee ko look, i think u will wanna slap him too.
Good thing was he didnt get the chance to approach counter 15's girl. I cant remember which counter he got, but he kept looking at the counter 15's girl with his chee ko look
I really canot stand guy with chee ko look. Lucky i am not pretty at all. Thank God
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Your teacher teach you PUNCHtuation mark or not?
PUNCHtuation mark? Yaya, punch punch punch! What is PUNCHtuation marks? Why are they so important? I mean punctuation mark lar. I have few friends who doesnt like to use punctuation marks at all, msn lar, sms lar, n i wonder if their essay writing also without punctuation marks or not? Teacher never teach? I really wonder
So, why are they so important?
See this as example:
I went to school today, teacher taught me how to use punctuation mark. I learnt alot and i want to say seribu thank you to my beloved teacher. Teacher, i love you!
(ok, you know what am i talking, right?)
And now, how about this:
friend you know or not this morning i went pasar buy sayur wah the fish not fresh i cari so many stall only i can find a fresh fish aiyoh so kolian you know dunno tomorrow we still got fish eat or not i so worry
(yes, i also so worry to read your msg, hurt my eyes and brain only)
Well, if you can read and understand if someone type without using PUNCHtuation mark, then you are GRADUATE lor! Congratulation! Huhu
PUNCHtuation mark, very important!
Is customer always right?
I hate ppl being kanasai. our blog name is kanasai but it is just our cute sai character, we are not kanasai ok? but i cant help myself to blog kanasai things that i have met. Nah, ok lar, if you wanna say i am kanasai, go ahead, i dont mind, huhuhu
Ppl always say 'customer always right', u might agree with this statement but what if the customer sih peh kanasai?
There was once i went to a kopitiam to have my breakfast, as usual. So, this very kanasai customer ordered something. None of my business, so i didnt know wat he ordered. But then, it shocked me coz his voice sih peh loud
Customer: I order kolok mee kosong, why it is not kosong
Tau Keh: sorry sorry, is my mistake
Customer: mis wat take. Salah liao you see. I said i want kosong
Tau Keh: ok ok, sorry, i change for you
Customer: change change change, salah is salah. change for what
Tau Keh: ...... (i see the tau keh didnt say anything, i really felt he is so kolien u know) nvm, i change for you
Customer: no need change lar, how you do business. told u i wan kosong already
Tau Keh: sorry sorry
Tau keh ar, if i were u, i already slap him hard hard and you still sorry to him, he wan kosong, but u put kolok mee and char siew inside, tau keh, is your fault liao, u know he wan KOSONG, next time give him the bowl can liao, coz he actually wan KOSONG. apalar, kanasai customer!
well, there is another type of customer which i hate is open mouth close mouth sure 'CB' or 'LJ', i wonder if they brush teeth before they step out from the house or not. Start a sentence with CB, end the sentence also with CB, sih peh educated. Sometimes, when you are at kopitiam, you can hear ppl next door, i mean next table lar. Their conversation can be:
A: you know so CB, when i wake up this morning, CB bank called me ask for pocket money CB
B: LJ lar, wah lao eh, early morning LJ lar
A: CB, want call also afternoon CB
B: LJ yalor call afternoon LJ
i guess the name of A is LJ and the name of B is CB, coz they keep calling each other CB and LJ, whatever!
Ppl always say 'customer always right', u might agree with this statement but what if the customer sih peh kanasai?
There was once i went to a kopitiam to have my breakfast, as usual. So, this very kanasai customer ordered something. None of my business, so i didnt know wat he ordered. But then, it shocked me coz his voice sih peh loud
Customer: I order kolok mee kosong, why it is not kosong
Tau Keh: sorry sorry, is my mistake
Customer: mis wat take. Salah liao you see. I said i want kosong
Tau Keh: ok ok, sorry, i change for you
Customer: change change change, salah is salah. change for what
Tau Keh: ...... (i see the tau keh didnt say anything, i really felt he is so kolien u know) nvm, i change for you
Customer: no need change lar, how you do business. told u i wan kosong already
Tau Keh: sorry sorry
Tau keh ar, if i were u, i already slap him hard hard and you still sorry to him, he wan kosong, but u put kolok mee and char siew inside, tau keh, is your fault liao, u know he wan KOSONG, next time give him the bowl can liao, coz he actually wan KOSONG. apalar, kanasai customer!
well, there is another type of customer which i hate is open mouth close mouth sure 'CB' or 'LJ', i wonder if they brush teeth before they step out from the house or not. Start a sentence with CB, end the sentence also with CB, sih peh educated. Sometimes, when you are at kopitiam, you can hear ppl next door, i mean next table lar. Their conversation can be:
A: you know so CB, when i wake up this morning, CB bank called me ask for pocket money CB
B: LJ lar, wah lao eh, early morning LJ lar
A: CB, want call also afternoon CB
B: LJ yalor call afternoon LJ
i guess the name of A is LJ and the name of B is CB, coz they keep calling each other CB and LJ, whatever!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
In the changing room of True Fitness
Well, as usual, I went to fitness centre today (again~), and go for my favorite Body Combat class *tee hee* Today class was cool, but I'm not going to talk about the class I was in today...
While I was in shower (mind you, my shower take 30 min to 45 min, kekeke~), I already heard there was a bunch of gals talking and laughing loud outside (of course are gals what, is a female changing / showroom area, duhhhhh)... Basically this doesn't really bother me, people also pay the same membership fees as I do, whatever you do, as long as you don't step on my tail (well, I don't have a tail actually), I'm cool... Continue with gals talking part, well, not that I'm a busy body that like to listen to other people talking or what, my ears can't help it since some people tend to talk and giggle so loud... Abothen, you want me to close my ears meh??
This is what I feel a bit weird when those gals + aunties having this conversation (I don't know how old are them, but few does looks like aunties, whatever~~) :
Gal A : bla bla bla (basically I don't know what they talking about at first, haha)
Gal B : ya, bla bla bla (whatever & whatever)
Aunty C : ya, at least we have the basic you know, though we don't really know at least we can catch up the moves. (Ya, you, aunty, because of you, I finally get a clue what are you all discussing about)
The rest of the gals and aunties like totally agree what each other talking..
I guess you wouldn't know what am I trying to tell you hor, wahaha~~
Story is like this, there is a new gal come to join GX Class (GX = Group Exercise), maybe she seldom go in sport or she finds Body Attack or Body Combat class moves really fast, and she cannot follow gua.. So half way of the work out she will stop and look really puzzle... Well, some of the people do think she looks funny or what, actually myself too (slap my face).. Even the instructor also think she is weird or something... But I do understand maybe beginner do get a lot of confuse as the moves can be really fast and intense... But I didn't stop and look puzzle during my first class ok, I just alomost wanna die in the first 15 min work out only... Haha!
Guess those loud gals + aunties are talking about her, cause she is the most funny member I ever saw so far (oh, slap my face again)...
Well well well, think of it, why these aunties wanna talk something like that to beginners? Aren't they already forgot their 1st day join class or what? Or maybe they pay higher membership as the others do (fuck off la, plssss)? Or maybe they just being kanasai...
As I said lo, people pay few thousand bucks to join the gym, you all also pay few thousand bucks to come to the gym to work out, or sight-seeing ladies / men or to show-off they think their cool body or what so ever... Whatever people do, what the fuck is the problem with you wo? You work out yours, other people work out themselves... If you are so pissed off of other people, you can either stay away or don't come to gym anymore lo... haha..
Conclusion, the fitness centre is open to all (as long as you got pay money, stupid also know), whatever people wanna do is really none of other people business, unless someone try to fight or what (no one dare to fight I guess, just take one steel that people used to do weight training to throw over, that person can mati arr!!)...
Well, some people do spend money to come here to talk gossip, well, they kanasai lo, that's why they are now in my kanasai blog.. hehe! Basically, I don't really care but Kanasai blog do really need a update! haha~~
While I was in shower (mind you, my shower take 30 min to 45 min, kekeke~), I already heard there was a bunch of gals talking and laughing loud outside (of course are gals what, is a female changing / showroom area, duhhhhh)... Basically this doesn't really bother me, people also pay the same membership fees as I do, whatever you do, as long as you don't step on my tail (well, I don't have a tail actually), I'm cool... Continue with gals talking part, well, not that I'm a busy body that like to listen to other people talking or what, my ears can't help it since some people tend to talk and giggle so loud... Abothen, you want me to close my ears meh??
This is what I feel a bit weird when those gals + aunties having this conversation (I don't know how old are them, but few does looks like aunties, whatever~~) :
Gal A : bla bla bla (basically I don't know what they talking about at first, haha)
Gal B : ya, bla bla bla (whatever & whatever)
Aunty C : ya, at least we have the basic you know, though we don't really know at least we can catch up the moves. (Ya, you, aunty, because of you, I finally get a clue what are you all discussing about)
The rest of the gals and aunties like totally agree what each other talking..
I guess you wouldn't know what am I trying to tell you hor, wahaha~~
Story is like this, there is a new gal come to join GX Class (GX = Group Exercise), maybe she seldom go in sport or she finds Body Attack or Body Combat class moves really fast, and she cannot follow gua.. So half way of the work out she will stop and look really puzzle... Well, some of the people do think she looks funny or what, actually myself too (slap my face).. Even the instructor also think she is weird or something... But I do understand maybe beginner do get a lot of confuse as the moves can be really fast and intense... But I didn't stop and look puzzle during my first class ok, I just alomost wanna die in the first 15 min work out only... Haha!
Guess those loud gals + aunties are talking about her, cause she is the most funny member I ever saw so far (oh, slap my face again)...
Well well well, think of it, why these aunties wanna talk something like that to beginners? Aren't they already forgot their 1st day join class or what? Or maybe they pay higher membership as the others do (fuck off la, plssss)? Or maybe they just being kanasai...
As I said lo, people pay few thousand bucks to join the gym, you all also pay few thousand bucks to come to the gym to work out, or sight-seeing ladies / men or to show-off they think their cool body or what so ever... Whatever people do, what the fuck is the problem with you wo? You work out yours, other people work out themselves... If you are so pissed off of other people, you can either stay away or don't come to gym anymore lo... haha..
Conclusion, the fitness centre is open to all (as long as you got pay money, stupid also know), whatever people wanna do is really none of other people business, unless someone try to fight or what (no one dare to fight I guess, just take one steel that people used to do weight training to throw over, that person can mati arr!!)...
Well, some people do spend money to come here to talk gossip, well, they kanasai lo, that's why they are now in my kanasai blog.. hehe! Basically, I don't really care but Kanasai blog do really need a update! haha~~
Friday, March 7, 2008
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Sunday, March 2, 2008
Third Post by KaKa
Yes, i am Kanasai's Kaka. i wont be doing any kanasai post but guess i just cant be serious at all. Some of you might think that we are stupid or pak chi to come out with this kanasai blog. We are kanasai ba, right? We cant force you to like us. You can run if you dont like us, you can forget about this blog if you feel we kanasai. But if you are saying us stupid or bodoh but keep coming back, then i have to tell you 'LU MA SI KANASAI' hahaha. That's mean you actually like us, hehe. If you wanna throw us with sai, i welcome u, we are sai's' liao ba. The more you throw, the bigger we are, BIG BIG sai later on, hohoho.
We are here to bring laughter, eventhough sometimes we dont make sense, haha. But we just wanna blog, we love blogging, we love your visiting and commenting.
For those who loves Kanasai, KaKa, NaNa & SaiSai would love to give u a BIG BIG hugz and kiss. Okok, sorry, i know u dont wan to be kissed by the 3 sai's'. Hey, we are cute sai sai, not a dirty one, ok? Kanasai-nya
Thanks again and stay tune for our next update. Kanasai loves you!
We are here to bring laughter, eventhough sometimes we dont make sense, haha. But we just wanna blog, we love blogging, we love your visiting and commenting.
For those who loves Kanasai, KaKa, NaNa & SaiSai would love to give u a BIG BIG hugz and kiss. Okok, sorry, i know u dont wan to be kissed by the 3 sai's'. Hey, we are cute sai sai, not a dirty one, ok? Kanasai-nya
Thanks again and stay tune for our next update. Kanasai loves you!
Second Post
First Post
Finally!!
Finally what? It's not finally we decide to set up this kanasai blog, is that i've been waited to log in to this blog for quite a few times also didn't successful.. FINALLY~~~~ (really kanasai)
By the way, why we set up this blog maybe you will ask.. Well, it just glance through our mind while we chatting on msn.. We always chat together and our topic can go from A to Z with lots of kanasai stuff, of course serious stuff also have la.. You really think we are so kanasai until only how to talk crap meh??!
Though this blog is called 3Kanasai, but the name doesn't come just so easy, we've been thinking for a while. First, we decide to Kanasai.blogspot.com, so we go to check the blog name availability, we found out the name has been used by other people.. Well nevermind lo, we cool, just the user of kanasai.blogspot.com, he just did 1 posting since dont know year 2005 or 2006, then he just dissapear nia~~ OK, fine.. We also cool (guess a lot of people also setting up blog with just few posting then just "vanish" like that, pai seh la, me also one of them) Later we decide to find blog website, we tried to blogsome.com.. Well, ya lo, kanasai.blogsome.com also used by other people already.. And this 2 kanasai dont know is the same person or not, both of them also did one posting and "kaa-boom!!" gone just like that... Walaueh, if you dont wanna blogging already, you delete your account ma, many people also want to use de wei!!
Anyway, I hope we can keep this blog update with many fun stuff for people to read about.. Tha's it for today first post.. See ya later~~
Finally what? It's not finally we decide to set up this kanasai blog, is that i've been waited to log in to this blog for quite a few times also didn't successful.. FINALLY~~~~ (really kanasai)
By the way, why we set up this blog maybe you will ask.. Well, it just glance through our mind while we chatting on msn.. We always chat together and our topic can go from A to Z with lots of kanasai stuff, of course serious stuff also have la.. You really think we are so kanasai until only how to talk crap meh??!
Though this blog is called 3Kanasai, but the name doesn't come just so easy, we've been thinking for a while. First, we decide to Kanasai.blogspot.com, so we go to check the blog name availability, we found out the name has been used by other people.. Well nevermind lo, we cool, just the user of kanasai.blogspot.com, he just did 1 posting since dont know year 2005 or 2006, then he just dissapear nia~~ OK, fine.. We also cool (guess a lot of people also setting up blog with just few posting then just "vanish" like that, pai seh la, me also one of them) Later we decide to find blog website, we tried to blogsome.com.. Well, ya lo, kanasai.blogsome.com also used by other people already.. And this 2 kanasai dont know is the same person or not, both of them also did one posting and "kaa-boom!!" gone just like that... Walaueh, if you dont wanna blogging already, you delete your account ma, many people also want to use de wei!!
Anyway, I hope we can keep this blog update with many fun stuff for people to read about.. Tha's it for today first post.. See ya later~~
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Welcome Post
Kanasai is NEW
Kanasai is crazy
Kanasai is naughty
Kanasai is just Kanasai nia
If you are happy, you stay, then we are happy
If you are not happy, you go, we are still happy
Never think we are just sai with no brain, so dont give us any bad comment that will hurt us --> the 3 little cute sai sai's'.
Kanasai is always kanasai. If you want us to be serious, then we are no more Kanasai.
Something About KaKa:
She is a sai in pink color with a red ribbon on her. She is naughty, crazy, lazy, playful and talkative. Sometimes when NaNa and SaiSai not free, she will talk to herself untill they give her respond. She loves to bully SaiSai coz she is envy with SaiSai's glasses which make him so cool. She loves NaNa coz they can do girls talk and she is fatter than NaNa, as you can see from her sai's size.
Something About NaNa:
She is a sai in yellow color with a pink flower on her. She doesnt even know why she is in yellow coz SaiSai is the one who drew her in yellow. She is quiet but can be outspoken sometime, she is bad-tempered so dont bug her when she is not in mood. Overall, she is just nice. She loves to tell ghost story to KaKa & SaiSai and she is the only one who scare the most.
Something About SaiSai:
He is a sai in brown color with a cool glasses on him. He is creative, crazy and naughty. He loves NaNa very much but NaNa just treat him 'just another sai'. He loves cooking but everytime cook sai nia, he can cook curry sai, black pepper sai, sweet and sour sai. You say, he cook. Well, he is just a sai with his own speciality that makes him so wonderful.
that's all about KANASAI
Kanasai is crazy
Kanasai is naughty
Kanasai is just Kanasai nia
If you are happy, you stay, then we are happy
If you are not happy, you go, we are still happy
Never think we are just sai with no brain, so dont give us any bad comment that will hurt us --> the 3 little cute sai sai's'.
Kanasai is always kanasai. If you want us to be serious, then we are no more Kanasai.
Something About KaKa:
She is a sai in pink color with a red ribbon on her. She is naughty, crazy, lazy, playful and talkative. Sometimes when NaNa and SaiSai not free, she will talk to herself untill they give her respond. She loves to bully SaiSai coz she is envy with SaiSai's glasses which make him so cool. She loves NaNa coz they can do girls talk and she is fatter than NaNa, as you can see from her sai's size.
Something About NaNa:
She is a sai in yellow color with a pink flower on her. She doesnt even know why she is in yellow coz SaiSai is the one who drew her in yellow. She is quiet but can be outspoken sometime, she is bad-tempered so dont bug her when she is not in mood. Overall, she is just nice. She loves to tell ghost story to KaKa & SaiSai and she is the only one who scare the most.
Something About SaiSai:
He is a sai in brown color with a cool glasses on him. He is creative, crazy and naughty. He loves NaNa very much but NaNa just treat him 'just another sai'. He loves cooking but everytime cook sai nia, he can cook curry sai, black pepper sai, sweet and sour sai. You say, he cook. Well, he is just a sai with his own speciality that makes him so wonderful.
that's all about KANASAI
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