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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Is customer always right?

I hate ppl being kanasai. our blog name is kanasai but it is just our cute sai character, we are not kanasai ok? but i cant help myself to blog kanasai things that i have met. Nah, ok lar, if you wanna say i am kanasai, go ahead, i dont mind, huhuhu

Ppl always say 'customer always right', u might agree with this statement but what if the customer sih peh kanasai?

There was once i went to a kopitiam to have my breakfast, as usual. So, this very kanasai customer ordered something. None of my business, so i didnt know wat he ordered. But then, it shocked me coz his voice sih peh loud

Customer: I order kolok mee kosong, why it is not kosong
Tau Keh: sorry sorry, is my mistake
Customer: mis wat take. Salah liao you see. I said i want kosong
Tau Keh: ok ok, sorry, i change for you
Customer: change change change, salah is salah. change for what
Tau Keh: ...... (i see the tau keh didnt say anything, i really felt he is so kolien u know) nvm, i change for you
Customer: no need change lar, how you do business. told u i wan kosong already
Tau Keh: sorry sorry

Tau keh ar, if i were u, i already slap him hard hard and you still sorry to him, he wan kosong, but u put kolok mee and char siew inside, tau keh, is your fault liao, u know he wan KOSONG, next time give him the bowl can liao, coz he actually wan KOSONG. apalar, kanasai customer!

well, there is another type of customer which i hate is open mouth close mouth sure 'CB' or 'LJ', i wonder if they brush teeth before they step out from the house or not. Start a sentence with CB, end the sentence also with CB, sih peh educated. Sometimes, when you are at kopitiam, you can hear ppl next door, i mean next table lar. Their conversation can be:

A: you know so CB, when i wake up this morning, CB bank called me ask for pocket money CB
B: LJ lar, wah lao eh, early morning LJ lar
A: CB, want call also afternoon CB
B: LJ yalor call afternoon LJ

i guess the name of A is LJ and the name of B is CB, coz they keep calling each other CB and LJ, whatever!

4 comments:

NaNa said...

ask the tau keh straight away throw away the kolok mee in front of the customer, and throw back the emoty bowl for him, and said:"nah, kolok mee kosong la!!" waaa... so fierce..

they speak like their father dont have LJ and their mother dont have CB... yooo~~ i so rude...

KaKa said...

huhuhu, memang he wans KOSONG

SaiSai said...

i think he wanted the boss giv him free meal hahaha

KaKa said...

free meal? free bowl i think, haha