No Watermelon For KaKa, Please

KaKa: when I was in primary siku. Got one day, my finger become blue
KaKa: then went to see doctor, doctor canot find out the reason
KaKa: my mother so worry but after few days, no more blue
NaNa: eer..
KaKa: then second time blue again. This time my mother bring me go c other doctor
KaKa: doctor ask me what I makan, I said watermelon
KaKa: then he said kenot eat watermelon
SaiSai: reason?
NaNa: u accidently dip ur finger into blue ink?
KaKa: no la nana. I didn’t play with ink
KaKa: he said I allergy watermelon
KaKa: then I mai no eat watermelon lo, but still blue again one day
NaNa: u ketuk dio ur finger is it?
KaKa: ketuk?
KaKa: no, is whole 5 finger blue. Very scary
KaKa: but third time I no go see doctor. Coz I find out
KaKa: is was my jeans skirt LUT SEK
NaNa: hahaahahhhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa
SaiSai: kns ..............
KaKa: the stupid doc still ask me dont eat watermelon ah wei
NaNa: si beh kanasai
SaiSai: u make me "keng"water
KaKa: keng water?
SaiSai: tersangkut
KaKa: ok, kanasai
NaNa: the doctor even more stupid
KaKa: yaba. first doc say: this is weird, I cant find your sickness
KaKa: sec doc ask me don’t take watermelon anymore
NaNa: hai yo pls la.. normal ppl also will guess is kena color la
KaKa: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
NaNa: he dont know de must be
KaKa: but normal ppl like me n my mother also dunno is the jeans
KaKa: ahhaha
KaKa: only until the 3rd time i go n rub my jeans try try see see
NaNa: or he is not the real doctor, he is the doctor patience with gila sickness
NaNa: so happen doctor away, and he pretend he is doctor
KaKa: kanasai u
NaNa: I got a joke
NaNa: got a guy, 1 day he find his left testical become green ady
NaNa: so he hurry go to see doc
KaKa: wait. wat is testical
SaiSai: nuts
NaNa: got it??
KaKa: wat nuts? peanut?
NaNa: ask ur bf
SaiSai: egg. Guy punya egg
KaKa: oh. egg i knoe liao
SaiSai: lolz
KaKa: ok. then?
SaiSai: he go c dr
SaiSai: dr ask him cut it
KaKa: u cerita or nana?
SaiSai: nana
SaiSai: u continue
KaKa: then he say no money
KaKa: u continue
SaiSai: no he really cut
SaiSai: but after that
SaiSai: found out is under luk sek

NaNa has left the conversation.

KaKa: hahaha
KaKa: ish, where is nana. Invite her

NaNa has been added to the conversation.

SaiSai: i say nia u ask her continue
KaKa: nana, ur msn siao again? we already habis ur cerita

NaNa’s msn really went siao …………………

18sx

SaiSai is thinking how to make his cool glasses famous, so we were thinking maybe asking edison be the model will boost his fame, here is the chat

SaiSai: edison busuk liao
NaNa: he still got a lot of supporters 1
KaKa: ppl said 'anti edison' 'anti ak kiu' 'anti cecilia' but y they still read their news
NaNa: ya lo. anti, mai read la
SaiSai: hahhaahaha
NaNa: but everyday keep looking see got new photo come out bo.. beh dong
SaiSai: hahhaha I ask edison come become model for our blog
KaKa: i am his manager. anything go thru me pls
KaKa: he is beside me now laughing at u, saisai
SaiSai: u both taking pic liao ?
KaKa: no, i help him find model, ok?
KaKa: sai de color, then like to eat sai, wearing cool glasses. Anyone qualified?
SaiSai: wondering who is that
NaNa: why edison de taste so weird de?
SaiSai: duno y so wierd
NaNa: i a bit dizzy. wanna sleep liao. bye all
NaNa: dont bully edison
KaKa: don wan talk edison meh, nana
KaKa: ok ok, i no bully him leh
NaNa: edison got what to talk?
KaKa: i can ask him talk to u ba
NaNa: if he wanna be my bf, then i talk lo
KaKa: i ask him tomolo
NaNa: i dont mind have sex with him, but no photo pls
KaKa: who will mind. i think none girl will say no
SaiSai: i will
KaKa: u gay meh
SaiSai: i mean i will mind
NaNa: ahhaahhahaahahahha
NaNa: he is too irresitable!!!!!
KaKa: handsiam
KaKa: seksa
NaNa: huh? i dont do sm de
KaKa: handsiam = handsome
KaKa: seksa = sexy
NaNa: sex is meant for enjoy
SaiSai: lolz ya agree
KaKa: got ppl treat it as biz
SaiSai: y nana think sm
NaNa: kaka said seksa..
KaKa: seksa is wat?
NaNa: u prank me.. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
KaKa: wait
KaKa: seksa not sexy meh? then wat
NaNa: seksa is torture in BM la
KaKa: ok. my BM B ba
SaiSai: ish. my bm fail
KaKa: becos u no eat baboi
SaiSai: my spm all fail
KaKa: u tidak halal
NaNa: kaka, u dont go outside say u seksa ok
KaKa: ok ok, i will not say i seksa
NaNa: ppl tot u wanna sm later.. hahahahaha
KaKa: SM i knoe is wat
SaiSai: sm very bian tai
KaKa: saisai suka sm
SaiSai: ish
KaKa: his gf told me de. But she don wan
NaNa: ahahahhahahhhaaha
SaiSai: ish
KaKa: saisai bian tai de, come tumbuk me la
NaNa: enouigh.. hahahahhahaha
KaKa: hohohohohohohohohoho
NaNa: i cant stop laughing
SaiSai: same here kanasai 1
KaKa: now not in office. U all can laugh
NaNa: hahahahahahaha stop it
SaiSai: hahahahahaha kanasai
KaKa: stop mai stop lor

Very Scientific

NaNa: so sleepy
SaiSai: go drink kopi
NaNa: just finish my kopi
SaiSai: ohya, do u all know mix cafe91 and vico very nice. try it
NaNa: i know ppl mix milo and coffee
KaKa: wahlau u ppl kanasai la. year 91, so long kopi also take out drink
NaNa: wine year 83 ppl also drink what
SaiSai: yalor
KaKa: listen to me, actually cannot drink
NaNa: why
SaiSai: yameh
KaKa: i tell u both why la
KaKa: those long long time ago wine, they actually consists of amonia misapia karikuna momika
KaKa: so they use chualina angkama wuyi fusa to kill it
KaKa: then they add silawima chinichuala infamiya inside it and then freeze
SaiSai: then?
KaKa: so you canot drink it coz after freeze liao, they will put angmima mokiba
SaiSai: yameh?
KaKa: yalar, if you drink, then ur boday will have fulamia konichiwa toyata alibaba
SaiSai: oic
NaNa: aiyah SaiSai. you really tot she knows so many scientific terms meh
KaKa: wa bo tua pao
SaiSai: i know she cin cai kong, but give her face 1st. Dont throw her face so cepat
NaNa: hahahahahahahaha kanasai
SaiSai: hahahahahaha
KaKa: hahahahaha i am kanasai, now you baru know? u ppl also wat
SaiSai: ish
NaNa: cheh
KaKa: ish cheh

Kanasai Chat Room

Kanasai talked about blogging on the last day of february. Warning#The chat sih peh long. We hope you all not falling asleep. Cheh ar Cheh ar. Not yet time to sleep.

We speak alien lang-guage, use rojak lang-guage and even si peh broken de english. We wont berpusing-pusing if wanna express something, we are straight forward and we are very Kanasai OK. We are Kanasai sih peh friend.

NaNa: die la, very hungry
KaKa: die lar sleepy
SaiSai: die la pening
KaKa: die lar so rich
KaKa: die lar no ppl talk
SaiSai: die la die la
KaKa: die lar not yet die
KaKa: die lar dunno apa
SaiSai: die la no comment
SaiSai: listen
KaKa: nana, we both open a blog
NaNa: write what?
KaKa: i write in hokkien
KaKa: u write in cantonese
SaiSai: i write japanese
KaKa: wa bo zio u
SaiSai: cis
KaKa: just now got ppl ask us listen him?
NaNa: is it? his mic not loud enough
SaiSai: yala, actually. I wanna say is
KaKa: then the blog hor don’t blog too serious
NaNa: ya
SaiSai: got listen me or not?
KaKa: try write funny thing
KaKa: hahahahahaha. Got listen la. Kacau u, kanasai
KaKa: how? u create a blog? we do content
NaNa: we should make a funny kanasai blog
KaKa: i oso prefer kanasai blog wo
SaiSai: san jian kek ? 三剑客
KaKa: wrong
SaiSai: 溅
KaKa: 三只小猪
SaiSai: treepalia
NaNa: how?
KaKa: 大猪二猪小猪
SaiSai: 1kg rm5
KaKa: deal?
NaNa: u think ppl will see?
KaKa: who knoes. Never try never knoe
SaiSai: title le ?
NaNa: kanasai.com
SaiSai: ya
NaNa: only for kanasai ppl, good and nice ppl restricted
KaKa: kanasai is good since we so kanasai
SaiSai: kanasai ppl took liao
KaKa: i am kaka, u nana, then he saisai
SaiSai: y me sai sai
KaKa: cos we both don wan saisai. so u take saisai lar
NaNa: attention : the content inside this blog is meant for kanasai ppl only, good ppl, kids under 18, old fashioned mind ppl are advise to view this blog under kanasai ppl guidance. hahahahahahahhahhhha
SaiSai: nanasaisai hahahahhahaha
KaKa: hahahahahha kanasai la
SaiSai: KAKANANASAISAI.COM
KaKa: so? conclusion apa. aiyah saisai. no nid use kanasai.com mah. use blogspot oso can mah
NaNa: soli, i am nana.. i take 1st hhaahhaha left kaka and sai sai
KaKa: i am kaka ba. ish this nana no check the top part. I already said u nana
NaNa: okok
KaKa: 卡卡 娜娜 赛赛的奇妙世界
SaiSai: chinese meh
KaKa: 卡卡是个人见人爱的小孩
KaKa: 娜娜是个............................. sambung sendiri
KaKa: 赛赛是个每天都老赛不停的老妖怪
NaNa: 吃饱没事做又爱kanasai的人
NaNa: chinese de not so funny
SaiSai: ya lo
KaKa: ok lo I put in English. kaka is a ren jian ren ai de xiao hai
KaKa: ok now?
SaiSai: great !
KaKa: who president, vice prensident and assistant vice president
NaNa: beh dong, u a lot of members meh?
SaiSai: CEO GM MD
SaiSai: so, aper macam
NaNa: open ady meh? kanasai.blogspot.com
SaiSai: some 1 hav it already
NaNa: kanasai.. i wanna see his blog
SaiSai: nothing there si per kanasia
NaNa: ask him delete it ahahahhaha
KaKa: we change lor. newkanasai.blogspot.com
NaNa: ahhahahah
KaKa: sihbehkanasai.blogspot.com
SaiSai: iamkanasai
KaKa: kanathesai
NaNa: youarekanasai
NaNa: wearekanasai
KaKa: kanasai.blogspot.com ask him delete
KaKa: Drizzly morning... watched Pokeamon and ate my leftover Dong Khanh fried rice..
KaKa: just write this post the hilang forever
KaKa: siao ei. Somemore Saturday, May 19, 2001
KaKa: this one also kanasai.blogsome.com/
SaiSai: ish geng
KaKa: they really kanasai, open one post then hilang one
NaNa: iamnotkanasai
SaiSai: laieatsai
KaKa: laieatsai good
KaKa: i am LAILAI, nana is EATEAT, u still SAISAI
NaNa: 3kanasai
KaKa: 3kanasai ok wo
NaNa: okok? where is kanasai no. 3
SaiSai: ok also wo
NaNa: ok 2
KaKa: ok 3
SaiSai: ok 4
NaNa: 3kanasai.blogspot.com