Your teacher teach you PUNCHtuation mark or not?

PUNCHtuation mark? Yaya, punch punch punch! What is PUNCHtuation marks? Why are they so important? I mean punctuation mark lar. I have few friends who doesnt like to use punctuation marks at all, msn lar, sms lar, n i wonder if their essay writing also without punctuation marks or not? Teacher never teach? I really wonder

So, why are they so important?

See this as example:

I went to school today, teacher taught me how to use punctuation mark. I learnt alot and i want to say seribu thank you to my beloved teacher. Teacher, i love you!

(ok, you know what am i talking, right?)

And now, how about this:

friend you know or not this morning i went pasar buy sayur wah the fish not fresh i cari so many stall only i can find a fresh fish aiyoh so kolian you know dunno tomorrow we still got fish eat or not i so worry

(yes, i also so worry to read your msg, hurt my eyes and brain only)

Well, if you can read and understand if someone type without using PUNCHtuation mark, then you are GRADUATE lor! Congratulation! Huhu

PUNCHtuation mark, very important!

Is customer always right?

I hate ppl being kanasai. our blog name is kanasai but it is just our cute sai character, we are not kanasai ok? but i cant help myself to blog kanasai things that i have met. Nah, ok lar, if you wanna say i am kanasai, go ahead, i dont mind, huhuhu

Ppl always say 'customer always right', u might agree with this statement but what if the customer sih peh kanasai?

There was once i went to a kopitiam to have my breakfast, as usual. So, this very kanasai customer ordered something. None of my business, so i didnt know wat he ordered. But then, it shocked me coz his voice sih peh loud

Customer: I order kolok mee kosong, why it is not kosong
Tau Keh: sorry sorry, is my mistake
Customer: mis wat take. Salah liao you see. I said i want kosong
Tau Keh: ok ok, sorry, i change for you
Customer: change change change, salah is salah. change for what
Tau Keh: ...... (i see the tau keh didnt say anything, i really felt he is so kolien u know) nvm, i change for you
Customer: no need change lar, how you do business. told u i wan kosong already
Tau Keh: sorry sorry

Tau keh ar, if i were u, i already slap him hard hard and you still sorry to him, he wan kosong, but u put kolok mee and char siew inside, tau keh, is your fault liao, u know he wan KOSONG, next time give him the bowl can liao, coz he actually wan KOSONG. apalar, kanasai customer!

well, there is another type of customer which i hate is open mouth close mouth sure 'CB' or 'LJ', i wonder if they brush teeth before they step out from the house or not. Start a sentence with CB, end the sentence also with CB, sih peh educated. Sometimes, when you are at kopitiam, you can hear ppl next door, i mean next table lar. Their conversation can be:

A: you know so CB, when i wake up this morning, CB bank called me ask for pocket money CB
B: LJ lar, wah lao eh, early morning LJ lar
A: CB, want call also afternoon CB
B: LJ yalor call afternoon LJ

i guess the name of A is LJ and the name of B is CB, coz they keep calling each other CB and LJ, whatever!

In the changing room of True Fitness

Well, as usual, I went to fitness centre today (again~), and go for my favorite Body Combat class *tee hee* Today class was cool, but I'm not going to talk about the class I was in today...

While I was in shower (mind you, my shower take 30 min to 45 min, kekeke~), I already heard there was a bunch of gals talking and laughing loud outside (of course are gals what, is a female changing / showroom area, duhhhhh)... Basically this doesn't really bother me, people also pay the same membership fees as I do, whatever you do, as long as you don't step on my tail (well, I don't have a tail actually), I'm cool... Continue with gals talking part, well, not that I'm a busy body that like to listen to other people talking or what, my ears can't help it since some people tend to talk and giggle so loud... Abothen, you want me to close my ears meh??

This is what I feel a bit weird when those gals + aunties having this conversation (I don't know how old are them, but few does looks like aunties, whatever~~) :

Gal A : bla bla bla (basically I don't know what they talking about at first, haha)
Gal B : ya, bla bla bla (whatever & whatever)
Aunty C : ya, at least we have the basic you know, though we don't really know at least we can catch up the moves. (Ya, you, aunty, because of you, I finally get a clue what are you all discussing about)
The rest of the gals and aunties like totally agree what each other talking..

I guess you wouldn't know what am I trying to tell you hor, wahaha~~

Story is like this, there is a new gal come to join GX Class (GX = Group Exercise), maybe she seldom go in sport or she finds Body Attack or Body Combat class moves really fast, and she cannot follow gua.. So half way of the work out she will stop and look really puzzle... Well, some of the people do think she looks funny or what, actually myself too (slap my face).. Even the instructor also think she is weird or something... But I do understand maybe beginner do get a lot of confuse as the moves can be really fast and intense... But I didn't stop and look puzzle during my first class ok, I just alomost wanna die in the first 15 min work out only... Haha!

Guess those loud gals + aunties are talking about her, cause she is the most funny member I ever saw so far (oh, slap my face again)...

Well well well, think of it, why these aunties wanna talk something like that to beginners? Aren't they already forgot their 1st day join class or what? Or maybe they pay higher membership as the others do (fuck off la, plssss)? Or maybe they just being kanasai...

As I said lo, people pay few thousand bucks to join the gym, you all also pay few thousand bucks to come to the gym to work out, or sight-seeing ladies / men or to show-off they think their cool body or what so ever... Whatever people do, what the fuck is the problem with you wo? You work out yours, other people work out themselves... If you are so pissed off of other people, you can either stay away or don't come to gym anymore lo... haha..

Conclusion, the fitness centre is open to all (as long as you got pay money, stupid also know), whatever people wanna do is really none of other people business, unless someone try to fight or what (no one dare to fight I guess, just take one steel that people used to do weight training to throw over, that person can mati arr!!)...

Well, some people do spend money to come here to talk gossip, well, they kanasai lo, that's why they are now in my kanasai blog.. hehe! Basically, I don't really care but Kanasai blog do really need a update! haha~~

crazy celestechen

ah ... siper kns !

The 1st KNS msn emoticons

hey hey finally The 1st KNS msn emoticons are made by us ~ we welcome everyone use our sai face in ur msn . ~

kanasai Hit Little man

Oh Toilet !

Ish, toilet toilet toilet. I need toilet, you need toilet, everyone needs toilet. BIG business huh? haha

What is your reaction if you enter this kind of toilet?

Siao cha bo, stop peeping me!!!

and how about this?

Do you still wanna pee? haha

remember to vote us tmw 8/3/2008

Vote KaKa for can Pang sai


Vote NaNa for can Pang jio, pang pui, pang sai, PANG KANG


Vote SaiSai to have a normal Sai~

Tak Nak!

So you thought "Tak Nak" only applied to anti smoking advertisement? Not anymore...
I've attached few photo I found from another forum, I found it pretty funny and kanasai, so think why not put up and share with you all.. *wink*



Waaa..... Good deal, better than Ziant, Kar-fool, Taxco!! Come, come, come, we all go to BN Hypermarket, free petrol if you purchse up RM500 in a single bill.



Yala, free yuran sekolah ma, correct la.. But maybe is with terms & condition applied ma..
Ai ya, this one same like those facial saloon arr, slimming centre arr, fitness centres' promotion lo.. They always advertise Free Membership or free facial or slimming session, but the truth is you got to sign with them a few thousand bucks membership, plus with the products another few thousand bucks, then you ma can get your FREE membership lo..



What to do, people can OFFICIALLY marry 4 wives what... Then in-officially another 2 mistress outside.. hahaha..



People drive big car one you know, always go out must got a lot police, bodyguard (all kanasai) ascott one.. They where can simply take car plat number like CB 3489 or TMD 2564 or WTF 7474, no syok la... Later park at valet parking, the car jokey also difficult to find their car!



Ai yo, mentioned liao ma... People got 4 wives de ma, if each wife born 5 kids, small house how to stay?? Use your blain, use your blain.. That's why people need such a BIG house ma..



ICAC : 你当我死嘎？？(Nei dong ngo sei gak)
Rakyat : Believe it or not? BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!



They always promote Proton, ask people to buy Proton, but themselve buy "Pui Gee" (plane in hokkien)..



Gaji ada naik? Bo Naik
Saham ada naik? Bo Naik


Okok, all these are just for joke only (or whatever it is)... Please don't take it too serious.. And hope you all have a happy voting day this saturday! 4 years once nia, must vote you know!

No Watermelon For KaKa, Please

KaKa: when I was in primary siku. Got one day, my finger become blue
KaKa: then went to see doctor, doctor canot find out the reason
KaKa: my mother so worry but after few days, no more blue
NaNa: eer..
KaKa: then second time blue again. This time my mother bring me go c other doctor
KaKa: doctor ask me what I makan, I said watermelon
KaKa: then he said kenot eat watermelon
SaiSai: reason?
NaNa: u accidently dip ur finger into blue ink?
KaKa: no la nana. I didn’t play with ink
KaKa: he said I allergy watermelon
KaKa: then I mai no eat watermelon lo, but still blue again one day
NaNa: u ketuk dio ur finger is it?
KaKa: ketuk?
KaKa: no, is whole 5 finger blue. Very scary
KaKa: but third time I no go see doctor. Coz I find out
KaKa: is was my jeans skirt LUT SEK
NaNa: hahaahahhhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa
SaiSai: kns ..............
KaKa: the stupid doc still ask me dont eat watermelon ah wei
NaNa: si beh kanasai
SaiSai: u make me "keng"water
KaKa: keng water?
SaiSai: tersangkut
KaKa: ok, kanasai
NaNa: the doctor even more stupid
KaKa: yaba. first doc say: this is weird, I cant find your sickness
KaKa: sec doc ask me don’t take watermelon anymore
NaNa: hai yo pls la.. normal ppl also will guess is kena color la
KaKa: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
NaNa: he dont know de must be
KaKa: but normal ppl like me n my mother also dunno is the jeans
KaKa: ahhaha
KaKa: only until the 3rd time i go n rub my jeans try try see see
NaNa: or he is not the real doctor, he is the doctor patience with gila sickness
NaNa: so happen doctor away, and he pretend he is doctor
KaKa: kanasai u
NaNa: I got a joke
NaNa: got a guy, 1 day he find his left testical become green ady
NaNa: so he hurry go to see doc
KaKa: wait. wat is testical
SaiSai: nuts
NaNa: got it??
KaKa: wat nuts? peanut?
NaNa: ask ur bf
SaiSai: egg. Guy punya egg
KaKa: oh. egg i knoe liao
SaiSai: lolz
KaKa: ok. then?
SaiSai: he go c dr
SaiSai: dr ask him cut it
KaKa: u cerita or nana?
SaiSai: nana
SaiSai: u continue
KaKa: then he say no money
KaKa: u continue
SaiSai: no he really cut
SaiSai: but after that
SaiSai: found out is under luk sek

NaNa has left the conversation.

KaKa: hahaha
KaKa: ish, where is nana. Invite her

NaNa has been added to the conversation.

SaiSai: i say nia u ask her continue
KaKa: nana, ur msn siao again? we already habis ur cerita

NaNa’s msn really went siao …………………

18sx

SaiSai is thinking how to make his cool glasses famous, so we were thinking maybe asking edison be the model will boost his fame, here is the chat

SaiSai: edison busuk liao
NaNa: he still got a lot of supporters 1
KaKa: ppl said 'anti edison' 'anti ak kiu' 'anti cecilia' but y they still read their news
NaNa: ya lo. anti, mai read la
SaiSai: hahhaahaha
NaNa: but everyday keep looking see got new photo come out bo.. beh dong
SaiSai: hahhaha I ask edison come become model for our blog
KaKa: i am his manager. anything go thru me pls
KaKa: he is beside me now laughing at u, saisai
SaiSai: u both taking pic liao ?
KaKa: no, i help him find model, ok?
KaKa: sai de color, then like to eat sai, wearing cool glasses. Anyone qualified?
SaiSai: wondering who is that
NaNa: why edison de taste so weird de?
SaiSai: duno y so wierd
NaNa: i a bit dizzy. wanna sleep liao. bye all
NaNa: dont bully edison
KaKa: don wan talk edison meh, nana
KaKa: ok ok, i no bully him leh
NaNa: edison got what to talk?
KaKa: i can ask him talk to u ba
NaNa: if he wanna be my bf, then i talk lo
KaKa: i ask him tomolo
NaNa: i dont mind have sex with him, but no photo pls
KaKa: who will mind. i think none girl will say no
SaiSai: i will
KaKa: u gay meh
SaiSai: i mean i will mind
NaNa: ahhaahhahaahahahha
NaNa: he is too irresitable!!!!!
KaKa: handsiam
KaKa: seksa
NaNa: huh? i dont do sm de
KaKa: handsiam = handsome
KaKa: seksa = sexy
NaNa: sex is meant for enjoy
SaiSai: lolz ya agree
KaKa: got ppl treat it as biz
SaiSai: y nana think sm
NaNa: kaka said seksa..
KaKa: seksa is wat?
NaNa: u prank me.. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
KaKa: wait
KaKa: seksa not sexy meh? then wat
NaNa: seksa is torture in BM la
KaKa: ok. my BM B ba
SaiSai: ish. my bm fail
KaKa: becos u no eat baboi
SaiSai: my spm all fail
KaKa: u tidak halal
NaNa: kaka, u dont go outside say u seksa ok
KaKa: ok ok, i will not say i seksa
NaNa: ppl tot u wanna sm later.. hahahahaha
KaKa: SM i knoe is wat
SaiSai: sm very bian tai
KaKa: saisai suka sm
SaiSai: ish
KaKa: his gf told me de. But she don wan
NaNa: ahahahhahahhhaaha
SaiSai: ish
KaKa: saisai bian tai de, come tumbuk me la
NaNa: enouigh.. hahahahhahaha
KaKa: hohohohohohohohohoho
NaNa: i cant stop laughing
SaiSai: same here kanasai 1
KaKa: now not in office. U all can laugh
NaNa: hahahahahahaha stop it
SaiSai: hahahahahaha kanasai
KaKa: stop mai stop lor

Very Scientific

NaNa: so sleepy
SaiSai: go drink kopi
NaNa: just finish my kopi
SaiSai: ohya, do u all know mix cafe91 and vico very nice. try it
NaNa: i know ppl mix milo and coffee
KaKa: wahlau u ppl kanasai la. year 91, so long kopi also take out drink
NaNa: wine year 83 ppl also drink what
SaiSai: yalor
KaKa: listen to me, actually cannot drink
NaNa: why
SaiSai: yameh
KaKa: i tell u both why la
KaKa: those long long time ago wine, they actually consists of amonia misapia karikuna momika
KaKa: so they use chualina angkama wuyi fusa to kill it
KaKa: then they add silawima chinichuala infamiya inside it and then freeze
SaiSai: then?
KaKa: so you canot drink it coz after freeze liao, they will put angmima mokiba
SaiSai: yameh?
KaKa: yalar, if you drink, then ur boday will have fulamia konichiwa toyata alibaba
SaiSai: oic
NaNa: aiyah SaiSai. you really tot she knows so many scientific terms meh
KaKa: wa bo tua pao
SaiSai: i know she cin cai kong, but give her face 1st. Dont throw her face so cepat
NaNa: hahahahahahahaha kanasai
SaiSai: hahahahahaha
KaKa: hahahahaha i am kanasai, now you baru know? u ppl also wat
SaiSai: ish
NaNa: cheh
KaKa: ish cheh

Jiak Sai

Is very rude to throw sai to somebody you dont like. But what if you are really sih peh beh song. Lai Lai Lai, kanasai let u throw hard hard. Let her jiak sai and she will never angry at you. Let's be kanasai. Have fun with jiak sai game

Dont forget to tell us your score too. See who so good in throw kao sai, hahahahaha

Sai Shooting

This is a very funny sai shooting game that we found. Abit irritating but just try it for fun. Aim good good, mai piu chiew. Later the floor flooded with all you sai sai'ssssssssss' hahahahaha

Let us know your score ya. Enjoy being kanasai

Kanasai Chat Room

Kanasai talked about blogging on the last day of february. Warning#The chat sih peh long. We hope you all not falling asleep. Cheh ar Cheh ar. Not yet time to sleep.

We speak alien lang-guage, use rojak lang-guage and even si peh broken de english. We wont berpusing-pusing if wanna express something, we are straight forward and we are very Kanasai OK. We are Kanasai sih peh friend.

NaNa: die la, very hungry
KaKa: die lar sleepy
SaiSai: die la pening
KaKa: die lar so rich
KaKa: die lar no ppl talk
SaiSai: die la die la
KaKa: die lar not yet die
KaKa: die lar dunno apa
SaiSai: die la no comment
SaiSai: listen
KaKa: nana, we both open a blog
NaNa: write what?
KaKa: i write in hokkien
KaKa: u write in cantonese
SaiSai: i write japanese
KaKa: wa bo zio u
SaiSai: cis
KaKa: just now got ppl ask us listen him?
NaNa: is it? his mic not loud enough
SaiSai: yala, actually. I wanna say is
KaKa: then the blog hor don’t blog too serious
NaNa: ya
SaiSai: got listen me or not?
KaKa: try write funny thing
KaKa: hahahahahaha. Got listen la. Kacau u, kanasai
KaKa: how? u create a blog? we do content
NaNa: we should make a funny kanasai blog
KaKa: i oso prefer kanasai blog wo
SaiSai: san jian kek ? 三剑客
KaKa: wrong
SaiSai: 溅
KaKa: 三只小猪
SaiSai: treepalia
NaNa: how?
KaKa: 大猪二猪小猪
SaiSai: 1kg rm5
KaKa: deal?
NaNa: u think ppl will see?
KaKa: who knoes. Never try never knoe
SaiSai: title le ?
NaNa: kanasai.com
SaiSai: ya
NaNa: only for kanasai ppl, good and nice ppl restricted
KaKa: kanasai is good since we so kanasai
SaiSai: kanasai ppl took liao
KaKa: i am kaka, u nana, then he saisai
SaiSai: y me sai sai
KaKa: cos we both don wan saisai. so u take saisai lar
NaNa: attention : the content inside this blog is meant for kanasai ppl only, good ppl, kids under 18, old fashioned mind ppl are advise to view this blog under kanasai ppl guidance. hahahahahahahhahhhha
SaiSai: nanasaisai hahahahhahaha
KaKa: hahahahahha kanasai la
SaiSai: KAKANANASAISAI.COM
KaKa: so? conclusion apa. aiyah saisai. no nid use kanasai.com mah. use blogspot oso can mah
NaNa: soli, i am nana.. i take 1st hhaahhaha left kaka and sai sai
KaKa: i am kaka ba. ish this nana no check the top part. I already said u nana
NaNa: okok
KaKa: 卡卡 娜娜 赛赛的奇妙世界
SaiSai: chinese meh
KaKa: 卡卡是个人见人爱的小孩
KaKa: 娜娜是个............................. sambung sendiri
KaKa: 赛赛是个每天都老赛不停的老妖怪
NaNa: 吃饱没事做又爱kanasai的人
NaNa: chinese de not so funny
SaiSai: ya lo
KaKa: ok lo I put in English. kaka is a ren jian ren ai de xiao hai
KaKa: ok now?
SaiSai: great !
KaKa: who president, vice prensident and assistant vice president
NaNa: beh dong, u a lot of members meh?
SaiSai: CEO GM MD
SaiSai: so, aper macam
NaNa: open ady meh? kanasai.blogspot.com
SaiSai: some 1 hav it already
NaNa: kanasai.. i wanna see his blog
SaiSai: nothing there si per kanasia
NaNa: ask him delete it ahahahhaha
KaKa: we change lor. newkanasai.blogspot.com
NaNa: ahhahahah
KaKa: sihbehkanasai.blogspot.com
SaiSai: iamkanasai
KaKa: kanathesai
NaNa: youarekanasai
NaNa: wearekanasai
KaKa: kanasai.blogspot.com ask him delete
KaKa: Drizzly morning... watched Pokeamon and ate my leftover Dong Khanh fried rice..
KaKa: just write this post the hilang forever
KaKa: siao ei. Somemore Saturday, May 19, 2001
KaKa: this one also kanasai.blogsome.com/
SaiSai: ish geng
KaKa: they really kanasai, open one post then hilang one
NaNa: iamnotkanasai
SaiSai: laieatsai
KaKa: laieatsai good
KaKa: i am LAILAI, nana is EATEAT, u still SAISAI
NaNa: 3kanasai
KaKa: 3kanasai ok wo
NaNa: okok? where is kanasai no. 3
SaiSai: ok also wo
NaNa: ok 2
KaKa: ok 3
SaiSai: ok 4
NaNa: 3kanasai.blogspot.com

Third Post by KaKa

Yes, i am Kanasai's Kaka. i wont be doing any kanasai post but guess i just cant be serious at all. Some of you might think that we are stupid or pak chi to come out with this kanasai blog. We are kanasai ba, right? We cant force you to like us. You can run if you dont like us, you can forget about this blog if you feel we kanasai. But if you are saying us stupid or bodoh but keep coming back, then i have to tell you 'LU MA SI KANASAI' hahaha. That's mean you actually like us, hehe. If you wanna throw us with sai, i welcome u, we are sai's' liao ba. The more you throw, the bigger we are, BIG BIG sai later on, hohoho.

We are here to bring laughter, eventhough sometimes we dont make sense, haha. But we just wanna blog, we love blogging, we love your visiting and commenting.

For those who loves Kanasai, KaKa, NaNa & SaiSai would love to give u a BIG BIG hugz and kiss. Okok, sorry, i know u dont wan to be kissed by the 3 sai's'. Hey, we are cute sai sai, not a dirty one, ok? Kanasai-nya

Thanks again and stay tune for our next update. Kanasai loves you!

Second Post

um.... duno what to write already hahaha .. wat want to say... nana say already ... but if u like us ..... please use our face in ur msn ! it's FREE to use!

ah .. almost forgot ..... kanasai = just like shit

First Post

Finally!!

Finally what? It's not finally we decide to set up this kanasai blog, is that i've been waited to log in to this blog for quite a few times also didn't successful.. FINALLY~~~~ (really kanasai)

By the way, why we set up this blog maybe you will ask.. Well, it just glance through our mind while we chatting on msn.. We always chat together and our topic can go from A to Z with lots of kanasai stuff, of course serious stuff also have la.. You really think we are so kanasai until only how to talk crap meh??!

Though this blog is called 3Kanasai, but the name doesn't come just so easy, we've been thinking for a while. First, we decide to Kanasai.blogspot.com, so we go to check the blog name availability, we found out the name has been used by other people.. Well nevermind lo, we cool, just the user of kanasai.blogspot.com, he just did 1 posting since dont know year 2005 or 2006, then he just dissapear nia~~ OK, fine.. We also cool (guess a lot of people also setting up blog with just few posting then just "vanish" like that, pai seh la, me also one of them) Later we decide to find blog website, we tried to blogsome.com.. Well, ya lo, kanasai.blogsome.com also used by other people already.. And this 2 kanasai dont know is the same person or not, both of them also did one posting and "kaa-boom!!" gone just like that... Walaueh, if you dont wanna blogging already, you delete your account ma, many people also want to use de wei!!

Anyway, I hope we can keep this blog update with many fun stuff for people to read about.. Tha's it for today first post.. See ya later~~

Welcome Post

Kanasai is NEW
Kanasai is crazy
Kanasai is naughty
Kanasai is just Kanasai nia

If you are happy, you stay, then we are happy
If you are not happy, you go, we are still happy

Never think we are just sai with no brain, so dont give us any bad comment that will hurt us --> the 3 little cute sai sai's'.

Kanasai is always kanasai. If you want us to be serious, then we are no more Kanasai.

Something About KaKa:
She is a sai in pink color with a red ribbon on her. She is naughty, crazy, lazy, playful and talkative. Sometimes when NaNa and SaiSai not free, she will talk to herself untill they give her respond. She loves to bully SaiSai coz she is envy with SaiSai's glasses which make him so cool. She loves NaNa coz they can do girls talk and she is fatter than NaNa, as you can see from her sai's size.

Something About NaNa:
She is a sai in yellow color with a pink flower on her. She doesnt even know why she is in yellow coz SaiSai is the one who drew her in yellow. She is quiet but can be outspoken sometime, she is bad-tempered so dont bug her when she is not in mood. Overall, she is just nice. She loves to tell ghost story to KaKa & SaiSai and she is the only one who scare the most.

Something About SaiSai:
He is a sai in brown color with a cool glasses on him. He is creative, crazy and naughty. He loves NaNa very much but NaNa just treat him 'just another sai'. He loves cooking but everytime cook sai nia, he can cook curry sai, black pepper sai, sweet and sour sai. You say, he cook. Well, he is just a sai with his own speciality that makes him so wonderful.

that's all about KANASAI